Would-be Model Seeks Fame and Fortune

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"I think it's kinda cute the way you poison my coffee just a little each day..." Weird Al Yankovic


Would-be Model Seeks Fame and Fortune:

And her spouse is dying to help her succeed.

(Well, not actually dying but a good imitation at least.)

RT: ‘Putin wants me dead’: Russian ‘model’ seduces UK tabloids with new Salisbury poisoning claims 

• A 30-year-old Russian model, whose husband may have been poisoned by rat poison at a Salisbury restaurant, has claimed “Vladimir Putin wants me dead.” Even more astonishingly, a British tabloid decided this was front page news.

Excellent question asked by RT: "do all Russians end up in Salisbury?"

Maybe it's for their world-famous steak dinner? Salisbury Steak is a dish made from a blend of ground beef and other ingredients and is usually served with gravy or brown sauce.

M-m-m-m.

Here's another question: Do men really enjoy looking at sexualized photos of an emaciated female?

Yet another: Would an attention-seeking, emaciated female wannabe-famous-model encourage her spouse to drink a little poison in support of her career?

The girl should stick to "event organizing"; she seems good at it.

And still another question: Does her husband hope she will be so famous he won't have to work a day in his life? He can't possibly be swallowing rat poison out of mere LOVE, can he?

​I'm so reminded of the Ink Spots right now! [YouTube]
I'd work for you -- I'd slave for you -- I'd be a beggar or a knave for you
If that isn't love,, it will have to do -- Until the real thing comes along.​

More from RT:

• Shapiro claims she is in fear for her life, but managed to keep her concern under control for the photo-shoot she did with The Sun in a short skirt. She appears to have shunned the Yulia Skripal approach of disappearing from public view after the incident, instead putting herself very much on display.
• The police have offered no suggestion that a crime took place, the restaurant Prezzo says this is an isolated incident and all its staff are well. The Sun ran it on the front page anyway.

Express.co.UK: Salisbury poisoning could have been HOAX: 'Victim' exposed as man who duped Prince Charles

• THE RUSSIAN underwear model who sensationally claimed she was poisoned by Vladimir Putin is married to a former prankster who duped Prince Charles at a film premiere ...

Who'd have thought that Mr. Prince and spouse would be so gullible as to be charmed by a bit of flattery?  Me. I would have thought it.  You don't have to be smart to be a royal.

Does the same possibility of a hoax apply to the inside-Russia poisoning, where the "Pussy Riot" guy was taken to Germany for treatment, instead of to a Russian medical facility? Seems to me if his friends really thought he'd been poisoned they might have wanted to get more immediate medical attention for him rather than wasting precious time taking him to Germany.

CBS: Doctors say Russian Pussy Riot member likely poisoned
German doctors treating Pyotr Verzilov, a member of Russian protest group Pussy Riot, say claims that he was poisoned are "highly plausible," based on his symptoms.

Well, if German doctors say it "might" be poison, it must be true, eh?

It's doubtful that Verzilov was willing to die for love of his country. What a wimp, eh? The skinny girl's husband -- now that's love.​

Let's see: Skripals = 2; Perfume Bottle Victims = 2; The Pussy Riot Guy =1, Model & Spouse = 2
= 7. 

​What the heck. Close enough.