Trudeau felt a tickle in his throat

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Trudeau felt a tickle in his throat.

CityTVNews: 'Throat tickle' prompted PM Trudeau to be tested for COVID-19 

One might think he's never before had a tickle in his throat.

What a precarious life we lead -- if it isn't something, then it's something else.

So what is he saying by this prompt action; that everyone who has a tickle should run and get tested? Surely not. If that happened the number of "cases" would rise dramatically and we all would finally understand why the so-called Liberals have become heartless totalitarians.

Well, not all of us. There are still people who believe our esteemed caricature of a leader cares so much about "ordinary Canadians" (as both he and O'Toole like to call us) that he's merely trying to protect them by relieving them of their freedoms, their body integrity, and their jobs.

Time to re-watch Horton hears a WHO. Horton really did save homes and lives and livelihoods. He was a real cartoon, not a flim-flam man.

Gee, now that I've been reminded of it, I had that same tickle a few days back. I put it down to Autumn and now I don't know where it's gone to. Had I been a good little serf, I would have run to get tested; but it wasn't the first tickle I've had in my long life and I'm no sceerdy-cat.

As the wife of our esteemed "leader", Mrs. Trudeau had the honour of being the forerunner of the Covid testees; Trump says he tested "positively toward negative"; O'Toole tested positive and claimed that both he and his wife had Covid, yet he bravely rose from his sick bed to put on a suit and tie and campaign for PM.

None of the above was actually ill -- though both O'Toole (and spouse) and Trump are taking big chances by continuing to feed their already ample girth.

Doug Ford is next in line. He too is a ham actor, a veritabobble Flim Flam Man. He lays down rules he doesn't obey himself, and he fibs about being a teetotaller (click to see him guzzling beer).

He told the Star: “I don’t drink or do drugs ... I don’t even take aspirin. My drink is chocolate milk.”

And if you believe that, then maybe you deserve a lockdown.

He called some protesters a "bunch of Yahoos" and they retaliated by sharing his phone number with the contact tracers. Way to protest!

Not to mention that Ford loves Chrystia Freeland, his new mommy. He's what you might call a Liberal adoptee; he appears to have lost all memory of having been a Conservative.

Given that the Star accepted Ford's avowed abstention from booze as true, it's a bit surprising that they don't seem to understand why he is "so obsessed" with liquor stores being kept open.

Andy Scheer, of course, should not dare to get tested after having squeezed wife, kids and a couple of other politicians into a tiny aircraft with him, where none of them spoke "moistly", so no prob.

But Andy isn't a fake; in fact he's everything he seems to be -- the kind of guy who just gets all muddled in airports. After the latest incident, he's pretty much become a Poster Child for the Anti-Mask Movement.

Besides, he's already failed the Leadership Test. Another test failure might shatter him entirely.

Scheer's problem is he's not Great Man material.  His sins are smallish and his grins are large-ish. He's a bit naive, not a power freak like Gates (YouTube) and Soros (YYC), not a truly evil man.

Phrases.org: "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men." John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton, first Baron Acton (1834–1902)

What we tend to get from "great men" is impressively complicated manipulative hokum:

Merriam-Webster: Synonyms for "hokum" -- applesauce [slang], balderdash, baloney (also boloney), beans, bilge, blah (also blah-blah), blarney, blather, blatherskite, blither, bosh, bull [slang], bunk, bunkum (or buncombe), claptrap, codswallop [British], crapola [slang], crock, drivel, drool, fiddle, fiddle-faddle, fiddlesticks, flannel [British], flapdoodle, folderol (also falderal), folly, foolishness, fudge, garbage, guff, hogwash, hokeypokey, hoodoo, hooey, horsefeathers [slang], humbug, humbuggery, jazz, malarkey (also malarky), moonshine, muck, nerts [slang], nonsense, nuts, piffle, poppycock, punk, rot, rubbish, senselessness, silliness, slush, stupidity, taradiddle (or tarradiddle), tommyrot, tosh, trash, trumpery, twaddle ...

Wow, I love a good synonym, don't you?  Humorous, too, how they characterize horsefeathers as slang, but not tommyrot.

Climate Change is revving up again. Strange that the funders of the WHO are so solicitous of the health of "ordinary" people, while also keen on population reduction, but so terribly lax when it comes to massive plastic waste pollution. But hey, I'm a "conspiracy theorist", don't you know, and worthy of deletion due to my advanced age.  Ask Bill Nye about that; he'll tell you.

Nye does like old guys with liver spots: George Soros, Bill Gates, Paul Ehrlich, marked men, so to speak.  Odd that all three have them, yet I know a lot of old guys and none of them has liver spots. Maybe the End of Days folks have got the "Mark of the Beast" scenario all wrong?

And then there's Prince Philip:  In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation (1988) See Photo here.

Speaking of Pollution: The below delightful musical vids are here because I wouldn't want you to have missed them: Trudeau: Speaking Moistly and Ford: Bunch of Yahoos
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