British Buffoon Bad Boy Boris Belches Bloopers

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British Buffoon Bad Boy Boris Belches Bloopers
Is it a medical condition, or just bad breeding?

BBC: Boris Johnson faces growing criticism over burka jibe

• Dominic Grieve, the ex-attorney general, said he would quit the party if Mr Johnson became leader.

Omigawd, is there a chance Boris could actually become PM? What are the Brits smoking?

• Ex-Tory chairwoman Baroness Warsi said Mr Johnson's remarks could trigger a rise in hate crime.

That's a valid worry but what about expressing shame at such bad breeding?

Yes, he's just the encouragement needed for a bunch of boorish, juvenile prigs like himself - the type that is most likely to respond as follows:

• Supporters of Mr Johnson say the row is politically-motivated and that other senior Tories have made similar remarks without such criticism.

I've got kids his age and I'm well-qualified to retort: "So what if everybody's doing it; does that make it okay for you to do the same?"

Boris: Did your mother know you were involved in a university snoot club that had nothing to be snooty about, having specialized in vandalism?

Or that you got sacked from The Times for fabricating a quote?

Did you learn from your mistakes, Boris, or were they training for making "misleading" statements about "novichok"?

If your mother hasn't already told you this, allow me: You're a very bad boy, and not in a cute way at all.

• Senior Tories have urged him to apologise but he has not done so, and has stood by his comments.

By all means, Boris, keep a tight grip on your toy gun, but do be prepared for blowback. You're already an EX foreign secretary; are you going for ex-MP entirely, or, gawd forbid, for PM by currying favour with the Far Right thuggery - Trump style?

What the blazes does Boris Johnson, or any of them, think "Freedom of Religion" means?

I'm not a fan of religion myself -- simply because I think it's an unnecessary and divisive device designed more for control than actual comfort on one's death bed (or "fire insurance" as I like to say when faced with a hell-fire evangelist) -- but if some women can claim the freedom to allow the movie/TV/magazine industries to exploit their bodies for financial gain, then Muslim women should be equally free to demonstrate the opposite without suffering insult.

And if they haven't chosen, but have been coerced or threatened into it, then they need to get to a women's shelter pronto, and I think even Boris would back them on that. In the meantime, they do not deserve ridicule.

Boris, however, literally begs for it. His mind should be less on women's bodies and more on the much more sober issues facing his government. Somebody needs to tell him he's not 13 anymore.

Image Below: Boris wins blooper prize and doesn't know enough to be embarrassed.