2020 - Year of the All-time Screamiest Headlines

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2020 - Year of the All-time Screamiest Headlines

The image above is how we'll look when they're done with us.

If, that is, there are any of us left after "Climate" and "Covid" have worked their evil magic.

How's this for scary: 

MSN: Arctic sea ice at second-lowest level in satellite record: scientists
 
If "scientists" say it, then it must be true -- right? But where does the "satellite record" begin?

Uh ... .

Nevertheless:

• "There's no going back at this point," said Mark Serreze of the U.S. National Snow and Ice Data Center. "It's not going to come back up."
• Many scientists also believe sea ice matters to southern weather.

See that?  They BELIEVE.  And that, my friend, is modern science.

Good news: The fact that the scare-mongering opportunists are once again saddling up for "climate change" will in no way detract from the equally lucrative "pandemic".  No siree-Bob; they are treading hand-in-greedy-hand right into our future -- if you can call it a future.

Have you noticed that the media hardly ever mention 5G?  That's because we're already scared a bit too much about it. We're not nearly scared enough, yet, of the monster flu -- people have begun to socialize and that's bad -- two heads are now worse than one -- and we've almost forgotten about climate change because of the panic-demic, so that needs more work.

EatThis: 98 Symptoms Coronavirus Patients Say They've Had

• "Long haulers" report a wide variety of painful side effects from COVID-19.

Are they really side effects (caused by "Covid"), or are they opportunistic infections of the get'emwhilethey'redown variety? And how come most of us don't know anybody who's got this stuff?

No answer.  Notice the name of the website it's on?  "Eat This".  Nice.

And then to make matters seem even worse, the following is presented as "essential" info:

EatThis: 35 Places You're Most Likely to Catch COVID

Only 35 places? Why not just say: "Everywhere, and you're doomed and you might as well flush yourself down the toilet and get it over with"?

Next: are you ready?  I think you'll pay attention because it's written by an authority figure, and as we all know, authority figures are always right and always have our best interests at heart.

MSN - 9/17/2020 - I'm a Doctor and Here's Why Masks are Better Than Vaccines

• Dr. Robert Redfield [no, not Redford; be still my heart], Director at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, is here with a reality check. He recently claimed that face masks are more effective than a vaccine at this point and that a vaccine may not be the end-all be-all solution to the virus.

[In my day that would have been the "be-all end-all" but literally everything is different now.]

• Throughout this pandemic, we've all found out that it takes several trials, tons of scientists, and a lot of money to develop a vaccine. But even with all this research and time dedicated to the coronavirus vaccine, there's no guarantee that it'll be 100% effective.
• The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has agreed to approve a COVID-19 vaccine, even if it's only 50% effective. While that sounds shocking, it's actually not uncommon for an approved vaccine to have a relatively low effective rate.
• So, even if everyone got the approved COVID-19 vaccine, only about half of them will truly be protected from the virus.

Prepare yourself to see shuffling, masked zombies in the streets for a very long time.

In fact, don't count on there ever, ever, ever being an end to the panic-demic as long as there are people calling themselves "doctor" who are willing to cold-bloodedly lie, cheat, steal, cover-up and ambiguate.  

Only "Snopes" could find the CDC innocent of absolutely everything, but you probably shouldn't get your honest-to-god "facts" from a site that sells T-Shirts with its name on them. Even the Guardian wouldn't stoop that low. (See at bottom to learn how low they do stoop.)

Sadly, you may never read a headline like the following one again (and it's too bad we didn't pay attention to it way back when):

NBCNews - Aug. 2011: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reports that of the 15 million to 60 million Americans that get the flu each year, and 5,000 to 45,000 die from it. About 200,000 people end up in the hospital with the flu each year.

Knowing how the CDC operates, it's hard to know if even those "facts" were true, because they've been hawking vaccines for a long time now. They can't sell them unless they get people scared out of their wits and too many stopped being scared, so they've had to up the ante.

It's a hard-knock life when you're a hawker.

The only diff now is that, although they don't even know what to call this flu, Sars/Covid/Corona (whatever) they claim to have some sort of means to "test" anybody and everybody (sick or not sick) so they can pump up the numbers.

The Guardian, which would not likely stoop to selling T-shirts, nevertheless feels no shame at all entering into the horror-movie biz to produce a flick called: Corona Zombies: The Movie. The lead actor is:

• Cody Renee Cameron, last seen playing a prostitute in Vince Gilligan’s El Camino ... 

Not sure if Ms. Cameron has come up or down in her career, but she's happily a part of an international project to turn fiction into something starkly resembling the truth.

Below Image from Yellowbeakpress.